這個笑話 Dr. Gordon 和我講過，曾和思穎老師說過。
只是當初的主角是 Music Educators 而非 Violinists。
這只是笑話，笑笑就好。但卻是英文能力很基本的起點，尤其又和音樂有關。
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英文要好，有一個最好的方法，就是：多讀英文。
變色的字，孩子不見得要背出來，但整篇要懂的意思，要笑的出來。
和學音樂一樣，光會看譜，但拉出的音樂死板板的，沒什麼用。
單會背單字和死文法，不懂其意，也是白讀一場。
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A psychiatrist walks into a brain shop, and says to the proprietor "Hello. I am here to do some research on human brains. What do you have in stock?"
"Well," proprietor began, "We have some Harvard MBA brains at $ 10 a pound. We also have a few NASA brains going for about $ 100 a pound. And, just in today, we have some fresh violist brains."
"How much are they?" the scientist inquired.
"$ 1000 a pound."
"Wow! That's expensive! Every orchestra has them. Why are they so expensive? Are they really high quality?"
"Well, no, they're about average. But, do you know how many violists you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"
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